1st way: All you have to do is dump a tablespoon full of salt, liquid soap or bleach into the test cup. If these items are not available just fill the cup a quarter full of tap water or toilet water and there is no way those pesky fuckers can test you positive for anything. But if for some reason they test the pH level of the water or dye the toilet water then you had better get a lawyer.

2nd way: Certo is a jelliton used in making jellies and jams. It also can make a drug test come clean within three hours. All you have to do is mix one pack of certo with 32oz of any sport drink with enzymes, and drink three hours before the test. don't pee until you get to the test, or the certo is wasted. the enzymes in the drink plus the certo clean the urine by flushing any chemicals into the intestines, because jelliton can not be pissed out, only shitted out. the jelliton acts like a magnet and collects the chemicals.this works with pot, but other drugs are unknown.

The fact of the matter is that these drug tests are quite un-reliable, so if the bitches try to lay a finger on you about the test get a lawyer and get ready to cash in on the lawsuit cash. The ratio of cases won by the stoner is every 4 in 5.

There are many excuses you can use about why you tested positive:

1) Over-the-Counter antihistamines for hay fever leave behind a trail of metabolites which make you test positive.

2) Eating a poppy seed bagel before a drug test will make you test positive for heroin use.

3) Some dietary supplements contain traces of hemp-seed oil.

A RUNDOWN OF THE BASICS

1) Never tell anyone that you are a drug user. Never admit to it either. Even in front of your lawyer.

2) Never ever, give morning urine. Drug metabolites accumulate in your bladder overnight. Make sure your bladders been emptied at least twice before giving a drug test.

3) Drink lots of water. Drug tests count the ratio of drug particles to non-drug particles. Drinking water increases the number of non-drug particles in your bladder.